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Joe Leslie <leslij5>
"When I grow up, I want to be one of the harvesters of the sea."


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A Man's name. A shortened version of the name Joseph. Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.

Regardless of the situation, it is always an appropriate time for cake.

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Forres
Joe Leslie's URL
http://www.bebo.com/leslij5
Member Since
November 2006

Joe Leslie says:
""Yar har, fiddle de dee, being a pirate is alright with me, do what you want 'cos a pirate is free, you are a pirate!"" (1 week ago) me too!

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Sean Calder
You can leave your hat on...

Music:
Not enough room. Go to http://last.fm/user/joeleslie instead.
Films:
Pulp Fiction, The Departed, V For Vendetta, Sin City, Full Metal Jacket, Reservoir Dogs.
<3
Cake. Funky basslines.
</3
Diabetes. Turkish delight.
Scared Of:
Drowning. Deep water. Alone with Garry Sharp in dimly lit areas.
"Cake or death!?"
"Uhh... cake please."

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I was bored, and I have brim music, so I thought this should be good for a laugh...

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!

Opening Credits: Guns N' Roses - Don't Cry

Waking Up: The Beatles - Something

First Day At School: Arctic Monkeys - Do Me a Favour

Falling In Love: Led Zeppelin - Since I've Been Loving You (WTF... no way!)

Fight Song: Thin Lizzy - Whiskey In the Jar

Breaking Up: Lynyrd Skynyrd - Don't Ask Me No Questions (Scary...)

Prom: The Who - Shakin' All Over

Life's OK: Guns N' Roses - So Fine

Mental Breakdown: Guns N' Roses - Civil War

Driving: Guns N' Roses - Paradise City

Flashback: Iron Maiden - Lord of the Flies

Getting Back Together: The Beatles - Get Back

Birth of Child: Nightwish - Planet Hell (Haha)

Wedding: Iron Maiden - The Longest Day

Final Battle: Lordi - It Snows in Hell

Death Scene: Buckethead - King James

Funeral Song: Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath (Lmao. Most inappropriate song... ever.)

End Credits: Led Zeppelin - Kashmir
0 Comments 231 days ago
Weird about me thing...
1. Full Name: Joe Leslie
2. Nicknames: Prince, Joebie, Joebieness, Rambo, among others...
3. Birthday: 10th July
4. Place of Birth: Weston-super-Mare
5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
6. Male or female: Male, last I checked...
7. School year: 6th year (woop woop, share the love, etc)
8. School: Forres Academy
9. Occupation: Lazy bum
10. Residence: My house.
11. MSN Screen Name: Joe.

__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Colour: Dark brown
13. Hair Length: Short-Medium-ish
14. Eye colour: Hazel
15. Weight: Just over 8 stone. (About 114 lbs or something.) My body refuses to put on weight for some reason...
16. Height: 5'6"
17. Braces? Nope
18. Glasses? No. I'm probably going to need them at some point in the future though.
19. Piercings: Nope.
20. Tattoos: Nein.
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: Sean Calder
23. First Award: Some thing for completing some pathetic swimming lessons.
24. First Sport You Joined: See above.
25. First pet: Hamster. Called Henry.
26. First Real Vacation: Paris. French people are mean. :(
27. First Concert: Do school plays count?
28. First Love: Dr Pepper.

___ Favourites___
29. Movie: Pulp Fiction
30. TV programme: Family Guy
31. Colour: Turquoise.
32. Rapper: If I had to choose... 2Pac. He's dead, and he's still releasing records! Now that's commitment.
33. Band: The Who.
34. Song Right Now: Dropkick Murphys - (F)lannigan's Ball
35. Friends: Couldn't pick between then.
36. Sweet: Kinder Bueno
37. Sport to Play: Pool.
38. Restaurant: Good question.
39. Favourite brand: As in clothes? None in particular.
40. Store: HMV, Gamestation, GAME
41. School subject: Hard to pick. They're all pretty shite. Computing maybe... T'is quite a skive.
42. Animal: Penguin.
43. Book: To Kill a Mockingbird
44. Magazine: Stuff, T3
45. Shoes: Globe, Duffs, Etnies

___Currently___
46. Feeling: A little tired
47. Single or Taken? Taken
48. Have a crush: Obviously. See above.
49. Eating: Nothing
50. Drinking: Lemonade
51. Doing: This blog...
52. Online: Obviously. How else would I write this? Do the people that write these not think about these sort of things?
53. Listening to: The madness-inducing hum of my PC.
54. Thinking About: Getting a drink.
55. Wanting To: Get a drink.
56. Watching: My screen as I'm typing this.
57. Wearing: Umm... clothes?

___Your Future___
58. Want Kids? Eventually. Maybe.
59. Want to be married? As above.
60. Careers in Mind: Something... computery. Or with good pay. Or both.
61. Where do you want to live? Maybe Canada, or the US. That'd be cool.
62. Car: A good one.

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair colour: Blonde or brunette. Depends. Some people look better blonde, whilst others look better brunette.
64. Hair length: Not too short, but not too long. Girls who can sit on their hair are... weird...
65: Eye colour: I'm easy. Blue is always nice though.
66. Measurements: Umm...?
67. Cute or Sexy: Bit of both.
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both. At once. Maybe...
70. Short or Tall: Shorter than myself. Preferably...
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: With "a bit of meat on her." Not too big, but not really skinny.
74. Sensitive or Loud: I'll have both please.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: I probably couldn't tell the difference.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Inbetweeny

___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: No
79. Had Alcohol: Too much. (Or not enough, depends how you look at it...)
80. Smoked: Once. Long time ago. Horrible. Cigar's are okay though.
81. Ran Away From Home: No.
82. Broken a bone: No.
83. Got an X-ray: No.
84. Been with someone: Yarp.
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Not that I'm aware of.
86. Broke Up With Someone: Nein.
87. Cried When Someone Died: No. Nobody that close to me has ever died.
88. Cried At School: Onc
7 Comments 512 days ago
 

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Jamie Hasselhoff
Yeah kl, It'll probably just be a trip to the pub but aslong as theres loads of us it should be cool. Ill let you know whats happening asap.
xxx
1 week ago
Jamie Hasselhoff
hey slim, how is college??

Trying to arrange something for this saturday night as it is the last night in Forres for many of us, so keep that slot empty biatch!!

xxx
1 week ago
Sean Calder
Yea...bit worried bout getin lost
Brows got his on thursday
he had a fuk up wi his he first had 2 go in on munday
he says itz pretty easy to find your way around apparently
hope 2 c u tomorrow then
x x x
1 week ago
Sean Calder
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE
 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
 HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 week ago
Sean Calder
oh i tell ya
it woz gud lyk
got completely sloshed
woz a gud nite
wb x x x
2 weeks ago
Ben Dundrow
Hope not...I would miss a lot of college if we do!

xxx
2 weeks ago
Ben Dundrow
I've been good...had a job interview so hopefully i will get the job

My induction is on the 26th and i think i will miss a few days of college cos im going on holiday for a week on the 27th lol

xxx
2 weeks ago
Sean Calder
I am gud lyk
cycled 2 findorn earlier
got soaking
but man did it feel gooooood
wot u been up 2????
wb babez
wb x x x
2 weeks ago
Sean Calder
sup bbz howz urself
wb x x x
2 weeks ago
Natalie K
Um november. Datz wen i wud gt a new certificate x x x
2 weeks ago via Mobile
Natalie K
Aye.
I gt ma appeal pt thru x
2 weeks ago via Mobile
Natalie K
I ken.
I wis so disappointd wit ma resultz :'(
XxXxX
2 weeks ago via Mobile
Natalie K
Lol. Accountz appeal. Nd fanx, i hope i gt it x
2 weeks ago via Mobile
Natalie K
Yea i ken. Everythng changin nw. Nd yea faild accountz nd physics. Bt guna try appeal 4 physics x x
3 weeks ago via Mobile
Natalie K
It da nly xam i gt a grade in. Faild ma highers. Nah wis in a car, u wudnt hav seen me. Nd im no longer goin 2 college, i gt a job in alliance nd leicester in invy, Start in september tym, w8 4 ma contract 2 com.
Ur single? Wot happend? Nd i heard dat sean wis 2.
Xxx
3 weeks ago via Mobile
Natalie K
Boo. Ltnc. I saw u nd garry dwn street lst nyt. I wis in car headin 2 elgin tho. Hw hav u bin? U gt A fr admin? X x
3 weeks ago via Mobile
Sean Calder
Supp boy
how u doin lyk????
wot u been up 2 these days
Im single again unfortunately
Makes 2 of us now eh
wb x x x
3 weeks ago
Hannah Leslie
You need to change your video. It doesnt play anymore.
3 weeks ago
Ben Dundrow
j....o.....e w....e....s....w...e....
 e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Exam results on Tuesday....I need to pass Computing to get into College....IM so nervous!!!!!

xxxxxxx
5 weeks ago
Captain America
Haha, or a typical anything type...
7 weeks ago
 
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